What Happens When You Send A Paper Plane Sponsorship Proposal?

We have no idea, but one sponsorship seeker is about to find out. Hat tip: Brandon Van Dyck at Dickies

Maybe the oddest request for #sponsorship I've received yet. A paper airplane. #itdoesntevenfly pic.twitter.com/0lFXLJ8u2J

— Brandon Van Dyck (@brandonvandyck) July 7, 2014

What are the most extreme tactics you, or someone you know, has used to get the attention of a sponsor?